the official download page for piza KZLC

have you ever wnated to play piza game???? and you were like: "OHHH THAT SOUNDS SO COOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!

piza and game are you two favorite thing combined.. sadly thoug...

this is what it's like when you dont ahve pizer towel at home.....

(subtitles incase the image doesn't load or somethig)

Soy: mama can i pla y pizzer towel

mama: Son, we do NOT have pizzer towel at home.

Soy: T̶̶̶h̶̶̶a̶̶̶t̶̶̶'̶̶̶s̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶c̶̶̶t̶̶̶u̶̶̶a̶̶̶l̶̶̶l̶̶̶y̶̶̶ ̶̶̶r̶̶̶e̶̶̶a̶̶̶l̶̶̶l̶̶̶y̶̶̶ ̶̶̶g̶̶̶o̶̶̶o̶̶̶d̶̶̶,̶̶̶ ̶̶̶b̶̶̶e̶̶̶c̶̶̶a̶̶̶u̶̶̶s̶̶̶e̶̶̶ ̶̶̶I̶̶̶ ̶̶̶h̶̶̶a̶̶̶t̶̶̶e̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶i̶̶̶z̶̶̶a̶̶̶ ̶̶̶k̶̶̶z̶̶̶l̶̶̶c̶̶̶ ̶̶̶s̶̶̶o̶̶̶ ̶̶̶m̶̶̶u̶̶̶c̶̶̶h̶̶̶.̶̶̶ Dang!!! That makes me so sad!!!

however... there is another piza game out there... 

it goes by the name of....

PZIA KZLC.....!!!!!!!

piza KZLC is essentially a game about tragedy, despair, and pizza, where you play as a funny goofy silly cat that has to destroy the piza man before the world explodes 

haha just joking

QUANDALE SINGLE a.k.a. "Set" the prange cat, has to climb this seemingly random tower that has nothing to do with the plot or story at all.

Oh yes... and there's also this rabbit or something he's called "Little Boy" what kind of name is that?!?!?! what a loser 

Will Quandale and Little Boy be able to defeat Piza Man?! CAN THEY1??!?!

Frankly, that's up to YOU to decide... (I will clarify that it's not up for you to decide it's more like something that you do and stuff)

pls do it pls it'll be fun and if its not you get you'r''e money back i promise

GAMEPLAY:

You can run and stuff and also do other stuff like GRAB and that's it... JOKING.

the reason why I'm being so vague and obscure is because I want to waste your time, AND ALSO so that I can make you curious and make you pley me game.

All and all this is what running and jumping should look like:

if your copy of the game does NOT look like the image provided above you are INDEED playing a creepypasta version of the game.

...I'm being 100% serious about this. If you have gottet an creepypasta turn off your computer and go read the Bible because otherwise something VERY BAD may happen to you.

 (DISCLAIMER: I take no responsibility for what happens if you get the wrong version of the game. I'm just the funny man that maketh funny gaem 😁😁👍👍)

If you thought I was gonna 🗣 you the whole thing MAN you couldn't be more wrog..

It's really up to you whether or not you'll play the game. But I'm not advertising the stuff that is actually interesting about this game because CURIOUSITY is my passion when it comes to... uh...

play my game

SUMMARY:

DO YOU CONVINCED?!?!?!? probably not so now im sad... 

Well, As An Final Message From The Main Character Quandale Single Himself. 

(subtitles incase the image doesn't load or somethig)

QUANDALE SAYS: "play my game if you like piza kzlc" "if you dont like it then you get nothing from me, but if you do like it. you get memories!"

"it seems legit" says a random person maybe (3.1/10 stars)

this game was rated 1/10 stars by IGN. 

Incase you were wondering and saying to yourself, "That's awfully harsh of IGN to rate your game 1 star." I reply to taht by saying: stars are too bright for the common folk!!!! since my game is not bright, your retinas are GUARANTEED to NOT get burned by the screen. So no actually, this is actually a great thing for my game.

thanks IGN!!!

STATUS

the game is in development and it's about halfway done so NOTHING here is final. Actually, I don't know why people say that because they usually stick with the same main character and same dynamic so it really just leads back to the question of why did you say that if you didn't mea

final notes:

made by danellerAM

made using penguinmod

thank you devs of penguinmod!!! this would not be possible if it werent for you all (i actually mean it, i am really bad at coding)

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*sigh*, maybe i was right. this isn't piza kzlc. this is just a bunch of pixels on a screen that i "coded" and a bunch of noise that i "noided"... 

i made this game in 2 minutes btw